Ten Very Short Flash Fiction
The Wolf Will Eat!
Stories To Learn From.
Flash Fiction 1-
Buzzer! Prisoners, dressed in grey, pile into the visiting room. ‘Mummy,’ Jilly says, giving her mother a huge hug. ‘Why did you do it?’
‘Well my child, somebody’s got to make the cheaters accountable. I’ve made mistakes, then put them right, so you don’t have to.’
Flash Fiction 2 -
“Knock-knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“You.”
“You who?”
“You-who do not have to say anything but anything you do say may be taken as evidence.”
Flash Fiction 3-
“Knock-knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“You.”
“You two?”
“No don’t be silly, they don’t work with thieves.”
Flash Fiction 4-
“Knock-knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“The bailiff, I’ve come to collect the keys to the office block and your home… Also, I’ll have the clothes off your back.
Flash Fiction 5-
“Knock-knock.”
“Who’s there?”
‘Its Sherlock, I believe my estate has been abused, also, I’ve found this condom on the floor, it had human DNA and a neuron in it. What do you make of that?
Flash Fiction 6-
Beanflix and Marvel-less are looking for cheaters!
We’re looking for people who have inherited gatekeeper-ships of literary estates worth fortunes but are sinfully greedy. You must be willing to shit on aspiring writers who have entrusted you with their 10 years of hard work?
Do you fit this description? Apply here-
Flash Fiction 7-
*News flash* Disgraced and fired CEO of major literary company caught stealing pub toilet paper and trying to sell it back to the manager. It is alleged that the former literary mogul claimed that it was a copy of Trainspotting.
When asked why he did it, he stated, ‘Don’t you know, I’ve got a history of shitting on other people’s manuscripts.’
Flash Fiction 8-
*News flash* Disgraced and fired vampiric CEO of major literary company caught hiding in the bushes outside the local library and jumping out on people exiting the building. He reportedly sucked the words right out of the pages. When asked what on earth he was doing, he simply said,
“It taste like honey, but you can call it cream, no one will know the difference, don’t tell my wife.”
Flash Fiction 9-
They floated ideas around the fish tank, chewing on pages, the bossfish said, “roll over roll over”, so they all rolled over and little one fell out. In came the owner, he picked up little one, gave her a reward and set her free. He smashed the bowl and stomped on the other fish.
Flash Fiction 10-
The sinners came with an offer. The victim said, ‘Don’t you know I’m a fucking Wolf, I ought to eat you whole and spit out your clothes. But I’m tired of fighting wars, I have a cub to feed, bring me raw meat, bread and honey and I’ll let you live.
