Chucklesome- Can’t Recruit, won’t Recruit! MOD’s mistakes!
Hung Out Dry- Row on Row- Retirement of soil and worms!
· Former Secretary of State for Defence can't recruit child soldiers to fight fake wars anymore!
· Former Secretary of State for Defence targets working class girls as working-class boys grow wise to the MOD’s mistreatment of veterans.
· Former child soldiers committing suicide every day. Epidemic of sexual assaults of female recruits in the armed forces.
· Children don’t want to die for fake wars anymore!
· Veterans hung out dry; in prisons, on the streets, in family courts, in pension tribunals and left hanging from trees or wardrobes.
Child Soldiers Die Young!
UK draws heavily on under-18s, who make up a quarter of the army's intake. Indeed, more British Army recruits are 16 than any other age. It is a well-documented occurrence for child soldiers (16-18) to struggle with mental illness, injury and to be forced to stay in the army for retention policies. Child soldiers get trapped in abusive, toxic environments with war criminals.
Join to die! Or be psychologically maimed to suicide! But you’ll be a hero!
Child soldiers who suffer psychological injuries are more likely to be reinjured and to suffer further injury. 42% of soldiers who finally get medically discharged left as a result of multiple medical conditions.
Hung Out Dry- Row on Row- Retirement of soil and worms!
Recruitment of Child Soldiers should be illegal! Send your daughters to die Hap-hap.
This period of adolescence is an extremely vulnerable time anyway, without the extra trauma and manipulation faced in training and in the armed services.
Children of this age are still developing emotionally, psychologically and physiologically. The Prefrontal cortex is still developing until the age of 25 and the amygdala is still very vulnerable at this state in life. This period of adolescence is now well known as the ‘window of vulnerability.’ Yet the MOD still draws heavily on under-18s who are susceptible to lies, manipulation and coercive persuasion, like the dehumanisation of Iraqi civilians which led to orders of war crimes on Iraqi people and the young soldiers took all the blame and were sent to prison. Officers got cushy promotions to different units.
MOD’s Retirement Package!
• Loss of limbs
• Loss of hearing, sight, fingers, face or other important body parts.
• Free childcare, unless you want to see them, you have to pay extra for that.
• Free entry to any HMS lockup in the UK, with an ensuite toilet, metal bunkbed, plastic mattress and your very own plastic one-piece plate set.
• Ticket to sleep on the streets, unless we throw your tent in the bin.
• A glossy leaflet about stress at work.
• Alcohol and drug addiction, mores better, I say.
• Cold injuries, who needs toes anyway?
• Sleep disorders and panic attacks, its 3D horror movies in bed every night.
• A healthy dose of complex post-traumatic stress disorder to stave off those dull days.
• Irritable bowel syndrome, and/or a prolapsed uterus. Up or down, in or out, who cares when you’re having so much fun in the military.
• Pain, discomfort and plenty of suffering, but who can complain hay? You can, but nobody cares.
• You’ll certainly get to experience the untimely death of many of your peers. What a wonderful way to celebrate the brief time you have on this earth… because you’ll die young too.
• Ever wished to feel freedom from your former employee, well your wish is my command… just kidding, you’ll never escape the MOD, you’re one of the family now.
• We’ll spit a few pension credits your way, if you’re not dead after we drag you through the courts for two or five decades.
• Like to see your family this weekend? Don’t be so stupid, on the bus off the bus, on the plane off the plane, in the tank out of the tank, in the war out the war, touchy willy, shush don’t tell, be quiet, or I’ll make you run the gauntlet carrying a baby goat, it’s our mascot, don’t you ask questions, I’d didn’t give it chlamydia.
• And to top it off, a special one-way ticket to hell. It’s a hot retirement for you, you war criminal.
Don’t let your children join the Armed Forces! They will die or be traumatised.
The army now has a ‘recruitment shortfall.’ This is partly because the MOD has been exposed for mistreating child soldiers and indeed adult soldiers as well as mistreating psychologically maimed veterans who want nothing more than to eradicate their service trauma from their lives. Yet they can’t because they’re disadvantaged so much that they feel the need to fight back against the oppression and manipulation to gain emotional and psychological emancipation from the Army or MOD.
If you do join the Armed Services, you’re guaranteed a retirement package of one or more, or perhaps all of these wonderful MOD benefits for life. Just imagine it, you could be chilling alone in bed, second divorce, child free since they were taken away as toddlers, third sleep paralysis horror movie of the night, diet plans going great with no food in the fridge to tempt you, addicted to prescription drugs, and that great mate who dragged you through the darker days is hanging out of the oak tree behind his house, from his neck.
Join today, be the best, free the west, be a pest, be depressed, get undressed, live far less, just say yes! Your life’s a mess!
Yea! Cheers MOD. Don’t fucking join!
